“Give them a finger, and they’ll take the whole hand” : Sarbjit
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“Give them a finger, and they’ll take the whole hand”
(One Act Play based on real life incident)
Receptionist on the phone:
Sir, I am calling from Dr Shamsher Singh Eye Hospital. Is Mr Kirpal Singh there?
Answer: No such person here
Receptionist: But this number was given by him to the hospital. He was supposed to come for eye surgery today at 7.30am. His surgery is scheduled for 10:00am. It is already 9:30am.
Answer: Ok, he is coming.
Man: My name is Kirpal Singh. I have come for my operation.
Reception: But Sir, you are too late. The surgery list is over.
Kirpal Singh: I was busy. Do my surgery now.
Reception: Sorry Sir, that is not possible.
Kirpal Singh: OK, do it on Monday morning.
Reception: Sorry Sir, It can now be rescheduled only for next Friday.
Kirpal Singh: You think I have no other work? Do it on Monday.
Reception: You can speak to the doctor.
Doctor: Yes Mr Kirpal Singh. How may I help you.
Kirpal Singh: Do my surgery on Monday. I am busy on other days.
Doctor: Mr Kirpal Singh, we are doing your surgery free of cost under charitable clinic.We are fully booked on other days. We can schedule your surgery only on Friday. If it doesn’t suit you, you can get it done elsewhere.
Kirpal Singh: OK Sir, I’ll come on Friday.