Category: Humor

Fisher The Fisherman

There was a young fellow named Fisher
Who was fishing for fish in a fissure;
Then a cod, with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in…
Now they’re searching the fissure for Fisher.

(Unknown-Author)

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“Give them a finger, and they’ll take the whole hand” : Sarbjit

“Give them a finger, and they’ll take the whole hand”

(One Act Play based on real life incident)

(Scene 1)

Receptionist on the phone:
Sir, I am calling from Dr Shamsher Singh Eye Hospital. Is Mr Kirpal Singh there?

Answer: No such person here

Receptionist: But this number was given by him to the hospital. He was supposed to come for eye surgery today at 7.30am. His surgery is scheduled for 10:00am. It is already 9:30am.

Answer: Ok, he is coming.

(Scene 2)

11.30AM

Man: My name is Kirpal Singh. I have come for my operation.

Reception: But Sir, you are too late. The surgery list is over.

Kirpal Singh: I was busy. Do my surgery now.

Reception: Sorry Sir, that is not possible.

Kirpal Singh: OK, do it on Monday morning.

Reception: Sorry Sir, It can now be rescheduled only for next Friday.

Kirpal Singh: You think I have no other work? Do it on Monday.

Reception: You can speak to the doctor.

Doctor: Yes Mr Kirpal Singh. How may I help you.

Kirpal Singh: Do my surgery on Monday. I am busy on other days.

Doctor: Mr Kirpal Singh, we are doing your surgery free of cost under charitable clinic.We are fully booked on other days. We can schedule your surgery only on Friday. If it doesn’t suit you, you can get it done elsewhere.

Kirpal Singh: OK Sir, I’ll come on Friday.

[Happy Ending]

(Sarbjit Singh)

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A Rat and I

A Rat

A Rat

I sat at the edge of the bed with one leg dangling.Was busy playing with my new iPhone, unmindful of the unpleasant experience that I was going to encounter.

I was to be startled by sudden movement of something on my still dangling leg. As if by reflex, my hand, with all the energy and quickness,went down to grab my thigh. I suddenly realized that a small little brat rat had ventured into my pajamas and was going up towards the forbidden area. What nerve and balls does this rat have?No, no buddy. This is a no entry zone. I jumped and shook the leg and the whole body as if being electrocuted. Before I knew it, the rat had beaten a retreat and had run under the bed. I took my slipper, the only potential weapon that I had near me and banged it against the bed and on the floor trying to scare the rat out.No, the rat wasn’t coming out.
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A Serious Condition

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
“We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend.
“I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked,
“Is it serious?”
“Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely.
“In fact, three doctors are there already! “

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